The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree

Please excuse my choice in language, but with my limited vocabulary coupled with my sheer anger I can't think of a better word to describe former first lady, Barbara Bush. She's a CUNT!!! According to her, "so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." Oh sure, I'm sure all those people are elated to have lost their homes, all their possessions, and jobs. With a new $2,000 check card, they're going to start living the good life. And all those who are dead are probably better off too. They really didn't have much to live for anyway, so it's actually a blessing in disguise that they have been taken out of their misery. Way to go Katrina, you really helped out a lot of the less fortunate. Way to go W, your poor response and leadership has helped all these people either die or start a new life with no clothes, homes, or jobs. I'm going to take former president George H.W. Bush's suggestion and stay away from the editorial/op-ed section of the New York Times too. All of those "liberal" journalists including the three-time Pulitzer Prize winner Thomas Friedman just make too much sense sometimes. If it wasn't already clear enough, we can now see where W gets his knack for tactful speaking.
Too keep you up on my progress in Seoul, things are going well. I'm a millionaire now. Sure it's in won, but let me enjoy looking at all those zeros on my bank statement for a while. I've joined a rock band. I'm excited to keep banging the drums, and I'll try not to lose my funky. I have to stop writing because we have speech contests at school in an hour. It's the only Saturday I have to work this year and my boss is taking us all out for ribs afterwards. Since I still don't dig on swine, he has arranged for the restaurant to make me a few chicken dishes. I'll let him slide for cutting me off mid-sentence in our last meeting since he's been so accommodating.
Peace